So it might have been because I've been feeling a little under -the-weather lately or it could have been because the tan, blonde, pink-bikini-donning, model made the deal look just a little too appetizing or it could have been because the price was too good to pass up- but I just purchased a spray tan and two tanning sessions from Groupon Chicago. I feel that I should preface this with the fact that I don't like to frequent tanning beds for fear of skin cancer that runs in my family, my fair skin that burns easily, and my fear of developing wrinkles prematurely (which stress hasn't helped either). But I knew that with the bitter-cold weather approaching that I would definitely be needing a little pick-me-up in the vitamin D department. Therefore, I'm going to use these coupons but I will make sure to take the proper SPF precautions and wear SPF on my moles and put a towel over my face during the session as to block potentially harmful rays. And ladies, please refrain from tanning in the nude- at least wear a thong- so that you don't burn your precious lady-parts (they aren't used to sunlight!) I would also suggest applying SPF to nipples as well if you tan topless.
I can use the coupons between now and March 21st so I have plenty of time to wait until I just can't stand the cold anymore and then dive into a warm bed of sunlight.
Here's the link to Groupon: http://www.groupon.com/r/uu19040771 if you're in the Chicago area look for the L.A. Tan Groupon today. $4 gets you a tanning session and $12 gets you a spray tan.
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